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Listen, ladies... If you are legally single, as in you may or may not have a significant other but are NOT married, the following things will ultimately place you into the "you might be crazy if..." category:

1. You announce to the world, while potentially hinting to your SO, via the Internet* that you want a baby.
2. You announce to the world, while potentially hinting to your SO, via the Internet* that you want an engagement ring.
3. You announce to the world, while potentially hinting to your SO, via the Internet* any kind of commitment issue you are currently dealing with on his end.

*the Internet is merely a replacement for any public mode of conversation that is not generally private. Because let's be honest - no one needs to know your couples' issues or your unhappiness with your situation but the two of you, and maybe your closest girlfriend. It's passive-aggressive, immature and... Crazy.