question of the night

why do i still have netflix if i never watch my movies?

summer, you're so good to me. despite always throwing me for a loop, the third time definitely seems to be the charm.

hello nyquil, hello sudafed

my love of swimming in the ocean has led to a little something called a sinus infection, or close to it. give it a day or so and i'll probably have a raging fever of 103.

but i'll still go at least every friday. the beach, the sun and the sand are constantly calling my name. i can never escape... i'm always at the beach whether i'm at work or on a day off. if i move away for a few years, i'll always come back. that's kind of scary. but i guess that's my brand of loyalty.

i'm so sleepy. after going to riptide (yelp it!) tonight, i don't think i'm gonna be able to eat sushi again for a while. AYCE = death.

i'm too old for my age

you know you need a new job when a bro walks up to the counter, points at you and says: "oh i don't need any shirts - i'd like to buy HER."

on another note, i wish i had time to sleep more often. being the night owl that i am, working 830-530 shifts don't mesh well with my sleep patterns. and being the social butterfly i am (syke), i rarely ever spend time in my domain (or not driving). i've only recently reemerged, but i miss the nights i spent staying in already. it may be time to disappear again and catch up on my perpetually overdue netflix.

"can this be?" you're asking.
"this can't be." you're saying.

oh, but it is.

i present to you the douchebag mating ritual. make sure you've swallowed whatever you're drinking. it reminds me a little of the sims 2.



and for melissa: where the jagerbomb references come from. don't say i didn't warn you.

greetings from my quarter life crisis

exhibit A: amy and i spent an hour and a half at 24 hour fitness, where she kicked my ass harder than i do my own by making the rounds and made me try machines i never knew existed. (sidenote: every time i walk into a gym - which is not often - i think the same thing: 'man, i'd hate to be a guy')

exhibit B: soon after, i went home to shower but decided it would be a better idea if i just drove down goldenwest to run from there to main st and back.

exhibit C: in about 15 minutes, i'm about to go on a bike ride with nuwan bc i haven't seen him in forever and now that my pupils no longer look like this, i don't look like i've been doing every stimulant known to man. thanks, optometrist lady.



i don't think i'm gonna be walking up and down those stairs at work tomorrow. time to work on that resume.

bikes, beach, bbqs, (the) boys and... fireworks

the only bad thing about the 4th of july is the 5th is always considerably less fun.

summer '08 (show me your fake boobs) is going swimmingly. so are my sunglasses.

RIP